Mon, Nov 23 2009
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Sketches: Explore space? OK; find E.T.? A must By David GerardSketches from Three Rivers And of course, as I said, Earthmen can’t change their base nature and want to know if one of Murphy’s Laws of Sex holds true, that “In the dark, all (even alien) women are beautiful.”
• Also, we probably will get along better with and have a better understanding of aliens than Palestinians, Islamic fundamentalists, Fundamentalists of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and the French. • While we enjoy ridiculing Shirley MacLaine, Tom Cruise and Sharon Stone, we want to find beings who those three feel comfortable around and whom they will join. • We want to know which aliens will choose, a WWJD bracelet or capitalism — or be like us and adhere to both philosophies guiltlessly. • We want to know if aliens have those hangy down things at the back of their throats and if they know what they’re for. • We want to know if like us, aliens end up with unmatched socks after they do the wash. • We want to see if the Japanese are really as frightened by aliens as they seem in movies. • And we want to see if aliens, after we make contact with them, move their manufacturing to China and their call centers to India. To write GerardClick Here 
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